peroxides:

madammelestrange:

St Trinian’s (2007)

- So, we take a rich man’s wife. Cut off her ear. And then send it to him, special delivery. And then… We just keep chopping… Bits of her off. Until he pays the ransom.

- You shouldn’t be laughing at that. That is, that is too much evil. You should probably see a counsellor.

YES. 

(via downintheheart)



Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?

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vaginacellphone:

partouse:

Starships

literally me

(via livylikeslemons)


(via kidskill)


tomorrow tomorrow omg tomorrow

chronic-procrastinator:

omg omg omg fucking PROMETHEUS OH MY GOD NOOMI RAPACE, OUR CHEEKBONES ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.

AND THEN FRANS

AND

PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE

MAX YOU’RE THE MOST BAD ASS ZORRO THERE HAS EVER BEEN

GRAAAAAHHHDFK;GHADNL HSTJVBJIFDGIORIOV

ZORRO?! ZORRO! You’re going to put my mad foot doctor to shame!! 


dragonsroar:

ok who the hell looked at this creature and went

“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes

and make it the fastest thing on the planet

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chronic-procrastinator:

jessjodyjemima:

eatyourpie:

JESSJESSAHAHAHAHHAHA JESS! 

oh my god

OMG
NEWT IN BOOTS.
POOT ON NEWT IN BOOTS.

chronic-procrastinator:

jessjodyjemima:

eatyourpie:

JESS
JESS
AHAHAHAHHAHA JESS! 

oh my god

OMG

NEWT IN BOOTS.

POOT ON NEWT IN BOOTS.



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iatethelastcookie:

carly rae jepson - call me maybe


holy shit